You are inside a computer.
Not metaphorically. LITERALLY inside a computer.
The walls are glowing blue. The floor hums under your cowboy boots. Neon data streams zip past your head like very confused fireflies.
You are Estephen. Chameleon. Style icon. Accidental cyber-trespasser.
Your scales flash hot pink. Then cyan. Then back to pink. That means you're surprised. You can't always control that.
"Estephen." A small voice comes from your boot. You look down. Fillbert the worm is clinging to your ankle, acorn hat askew, satchel completely upside down. "I don't think my handbook covers this."